How Could He?

Early December 25th, 2000 I awoke to hear a clatter.

I dove out of my racecar bed to see what was the matter.

After grabbing my Teddy I krept out to the living room carefully.

Only to see my beloved father stabbing Santa gleefully.

Before I could escape my shock and crawl back to bed, my father turned, giggling, to glare at me.