Loving a book of matches?

Loves like an unlit match you say?

Ok I’ll bite. Let’s play!

On its own it remains stable even neglected.

Correction on the condition that you’ve tamed your propensity for following around the opposite sex with an erection. Starting friction fires. Does it remain capable despite being to often neglected

Clearly I only speak of my particular male point of view. The female’s and every other male’s being beyond my realm of expertise. A view askew!

"Act One! Cut to two!"

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Chapter 2

Riding Eight AT-AT’s

“Achu!"

"Fuck you. Bless you. An unlit match ain’t burned no fat yet. Your blowing smoke to stoke the fires. So when if ever you do catch me smoking and turn me in. It won’t be the first time disciplinarians come across my name"

"Yea right. If I was born yesterday maybe. Oh wouldn’t you just love that? I get labeled a Karen while getting you over the first hump towards martyrdom in the process. As if?"

"Hey I just implied you’d throw me under the bus. For getting high. Not murder me Captain Overkill. You got some serious thighs. Why you gotta hate? I was hoping we’d go out on a date and relate thru a shared taste for flammable literature sometime Bookworm."

"Dude! I’m fine with burning some tree. Idiot! Just keep your filthy cigarettes away from me. Yes I’d love to get high. Fire it up shit 4 brains."

"Ah dude like because sulfur-ing thru me getting an idea. I.e. Flaming out stinks like eggs? Which were not born yesterday! Burn! But no don’t ever get a perm your hair is beautiful."

Love is like..........

"Unlit matches! WTF" (where’s the fire???)

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Writing Eight @@’s over Hoffa’s icy grave.

The Valentine’s Day massacre of teamsters by two planking Esuesue (e-sue-zoo) troopers spray painting 8 @’s on ice-e walls. In and around the city of Harnniple on the Hoff’s barren Barnacle bay. Just devastating the local freezer burners. Writing graffiti propaganda high up the walls with the help of the Empire’s heavy articulators. Put the troopers at the tip of the lightsaber “burning spear" Well out of the reach of their competition. Wining the day for the establishment. Coming soon! On the KOOL network “Revenge of the Jedidiah” the same thing only set in Jamaica man.