One More To Get Me Through This

Pee pull say I dink two muck. Eye say eye dought'nt drink enuf. Won more dink and Eye will have my bookie fin eshed. It's a mater peace. Eye no ewe'll lyke it.

Eight hours later ...

People say I drink too much. I say I don't drink enough. One more drink and I will have my book finished. It's a masterpiece. I know you'll like it.

There, that's much better.

Twenty minutes later ...

Wheye em eye hav in such a problimb fin ishing the lash chipper? Eye donut unner stant it.

Eight hours later ...

Why am I having such a problem finishing the last chapter. I don't understand it.

Maybe I need to change what I've been drinking.

Twenty minutes later ...

Dammet!! I'm out of bear and Malox! What well eye drink now?

Eye will ed it this lay tear.