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Write a poem about being in love with an appliance in your home. Nothing sexual in nature please. Be silly or serious but end every poem with 'and that is why I love you' please tag me in submissions. :)
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jmcbee in Poetry & Free Verse

Air Fryer

You fry my food without the grease

So crunchy and delicious

I still add a lot of salt

so they won't be suspicious

They won't know the chicken wings

were fried with only air

Who needs that unhealthy grease

a mess I wouldn't dare

I pop food in and turn the dial

and you do what you do

An easy dinner, quick to make

and that's why I love you