Cave

I'm cold, and we haven't gone hunting in a while, and there's this girl I want to have sex with and she's a gorgeous redhead, the only redhead here, for that matter. Wait, she can see this, can't she? Shit. Shit. Shit.

Wait, no, she can see this, but she can't read this. This is great.

Jeffrengi's a douchebag. He eats too much of the buffalo, fucking guy. And then he has the gall to tell me that I have to do the fucking rain dance. No, you should do the rain dance, with your full belly.

And don't get me started on Suskwe. She's the mother of the redhead. Won't even let me talk to her! I've tried. I said I would take her over the rock by Yonder Hill and we could just talk. She interpreted it as me just wanting to have sex with her daughter.

Anyways, I don't know why I'm writing this. I just needed to vent.