Challenge
Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
Carpenter
Q: Hey girl, want to play Carpenter? First we get hammered, then I nail you.
A: You don’t have enough wood.