Challenge
Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
A went “nope”
A looking for something behind B: You're blocking the view.
B: I am the view.
A: Then I'd like a full refund (for that 5 seconds of my life I spent moving my head around trying to look behind you).
Or
B: Looking for me? *poses*
A: Sorry, I wasn't aware that there was a trash can in front of me.