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Story-driven

Mind-blending genres

attached at the hip:

-fiction

my dear sweet rambunctious little shit.

Can never decipher reality without backing

out of it and being unbelievably vague.

-non-fiction

Depends on me for ideas of ruthless objectivity or none at all. Go ask your

father, you bastard.

-historical non-fiction

Tasteless. Absolutely boring unless it contains these 3 things:

+some mention of politics

+and some mention of politics

-cookbook

knows the love of edible nonsense.

Cute. Might be a pyromaniac, though.

-Children's books

-comic books/graphic novels

Dobeedobeedoodoo - POW! It's uneccessarily-overpowered-characters-and-unexpectedly-expected-sympathizable-villains guy!

-horror

Boo who tries to create fear with joy but

fails marvelously

-the rest

the children of the first two.

and I am the mother

as all my kin and offspring

grow up and turn their back on me.

Filling themselves with lies in the

shape of "controversial" cakes and

hatred consumed calories.

I brought them up to eat the greens

of truth, the fruits of knowledge, and

the meats of courage.

But I, the imaginative creativity of

nonexistent fools, reject them all.

In favor - aye.

The end.