horse shows

In the morning your horse is bucking

4 am in pj’s stressing

Print out the papers

Google the directions

Load the horses

And stop for coffee

Chug a juicebox

Fill a bucket

Wait in line

Forget your number

Learn your pattern

Lose your glove

Buy a hotdog

And eat nothing

Braided mane

 to hide the mess

Did not bring the right bit

Wrong lead

Miss a jump

Lose your sturrup

In front of the judge

Green horse

Spooks at air

Bad distances

Always happen

No winnings for the weary

Dust all over your shiny boots

Sweaty and tired at the end of the day

Load up, head out, till next sunday

(only true equestrians will understand)