Trump means ‘Fart’ in the UK

As a man, based in the UK, I feel like an impostor commenting here. Then again, what happens there in Murica, has ramifications over here. This will touch us and everyone.

We have a newspaper here that among the only slightly more learned and less moronic individual is ridiculed. The readers of the rag are all tarred with the same brush, ironically what they do to the masses that come under fire in its pages. Read by sheeple who cower in the shadow of its peddled lies, shilled xenophobia and scaremongering, the publication is called The Daily Mail. It is beyond rancid and redefines poisoned 'journalism'.

Old people tend to read it, humans trapped in their fear of leaving their little village, or losing some shelf space in a shop to some Eastern European snack or Asian spice. They're the people who would put up barriers rather than talk to different cultures. They believe illegal immigrants are taking all of the benefits, despite the fact that them being illegal means that they literally cannot. They're the religious people, ingrained with hatred for other religions that eagerly grasp any propaganda fed to them so that they can justify hating another religion, one based in peace, one that the massive majority of which oppose militant fundamentalism.

They are not colour blind, they are not open minded, they see no big picture or endeavour to find out facts and truth for themselves. They snuffle at the trough of inexactitudes that this papery shit shovels out to them every day. Given power, these people would be dangerous, these xenophobic, racist, bigoted readers of the Daily Mail.

What does this have to do with the red faced idiot becoming president? Put simply, Donald Trump IS the Daily Mail personified. How he has got this far leaves the free thinking masses out here in the rest of the world slack jawed with disbelief. What? How. Wait...what? Seriously, if this lies-spouting fool, this hate peddling clown, takes control of a superpower anywhere, it literally spells the end of the world as we know it. There will be no humility, no measured decisions; only anger, ire and knee-jerk reactions. 

This man will have access to the codes that launch nuclear weapons. He is less intelligent in thought than Putin. Kim Jong-un probably looks at him as trigger-happy. Come ON.

So America, please vote tactically. We're laughing at you, but we're laughing nervously.