With thanks

I stay alive because it's the least I can do after returning from my demise.

On the day I was born, I was cracked open like a big fat farm fresh chicken egg.

After I was cracked open I was scrambled until I was whipped up into a frenetic froth expanding beyond the limits of gravitational pull. There was so much air infused into my cells that I spontaneously evaporated.

By some stroke of luck, a Humpty Dumpty aficionado with sleeves rolled up to the armpits came along and saved me, dropping me back off into the arms of my protector along with the attached message:

This is a second chance. Don't look back to yesterday, don't look forward towards tomorrow. Take a deep breath and remember, yes it is true no one gets out of here alive, but while we are here…..

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