Challenge




Okay, it's time we had some fun posts.
Write an ad in search of the person you want to be with. It must be funny, witty, and maybe even a little crazy. Anything but the standard ads you see online these days. Bring out your comedic talent and have us laughing and rolling in the aisles. Okay maybe not rolling but laughing, yes! Tag me when you post in the comment box as this: @Danceinsilence. I want to see and read and laugh. I'll start it off so you have an idea what I'm talking about.
They shouldn’t be that hard to find!
In Need of a partner.
Someone who does the dishes.
Someone who likes to listen to my crazy rambles.
Someone who pampers me just a little.
Someone who gives me alone time.
Like a lot of alone time.
But not too much alone time.
Because I hate feeling alone.
Still searching for someone
Who likes adventures.
But not to any crowded places!
Make me laugh at silly jokes
and dont mess with my head!
I'm sensitive and dont like abrasiveness
so keep your dickishness to yourself,
but not your dick... ;)
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Heartprints
Perfectly said. I support this message and that ending is gold!

Huckleberry_Hoo
Just how crazy are the rambles ;)

WhiteWolfe32
@Brigidfaye YES. I need someone who listens to my crazy rambles. I could go on for hours about my newest story idea, but no one ever has time to listen... :(

Danceinsilence
Is a closet too crowded?? Not a rambler and like my alone time as well and laughter is far better than sex any day (notice I said day but the night is a different story) Thank ye for doing this challenge @Brigidfaye ... 8=)

Sydneyjay
That last line :) Gold