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Make up a clever new pickup line
Write a new pickup line. I haven't heard of many new/clever pickup lines in a while. So let's see who has the smoothest new line. It doesn't matter who's saying it to who, it isn't limited to any gender combination. Think of something unique, witty, and that would convince the other person to give you their number. Shouldn't be too long of a line either. The post with the most likes wins. Other than that just have fun with it!
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MariAntoinette in Poetry & Free Verse

Pick up lines

1) Did you cut your hair recently?

Because you look like a cut above the rest.

2) Are you Batman's sidekick?

Because you’re robin’ my love.

3) *offers a muffin*

I didn’t have any flowers handy, but I figured flour in a muffin would be close enough.

[I know this one’s not really a pick up line, but I think it would be cute]