Crazy

How to kill someone in the most painful way possible:

1. Make them fall in love 

2. Kill the person they love slowly in front of them

3. Slowly carve them with a dull knife 

4. Pour salted lemon juice in the wounds 

5. Shoot them with a bebe gun 

6. Shoot them in the leg with a pistol 

7. Stab them with a hot knife in the arm 

8. Feed them 60 pills of aspirin to raise their acidic levels so they're stomach will burn like all of hell

9. Slit their wrists and watch them bleed out cleaning the wounds every so often with again the salted lemon juice before re cutting the wound

10. Take out their eyes while they're alive 

11. Make them swallow hot coals

And finally 

12. Brand them