First Kiss? Maybe not.

Okay so- I was like 5- Pfft- This already sounds so weird. I was around the age of five, maybe four. We had just moved into a new house and I was hidding under our out door table, not wanting to eat my lunch. Why? Fuck if I remember, I was five- Anywyas, someone comes out of the house next to us, which was like, not even ten feet away from ours.

It's a woman and a few of her kids follow her, two boys and a daughter. They said they saw us outside and wanted to greet us. So, me being a social butterfly back then, slither my way out from under the table and run up to them, excited.

So then a few hours later (because that's all I fucking remember) the girl and I are sitting in my room, my old ass T.V playing some old T.V show or something. I dunno, but we were super into it.

So, the people on the screen kiss and it was like, all dramatic and shit. I turned to her and said something along the lines of, "Do you ever think we'll do something like that?"

"I dunno... We could do it right now!" Was what she responded with.

So yeah, we technically made out for like the next ten minutes, trying to "get it right." We were like, five, we didn't know what the fuck we were doing, but it was probably one of the first signs that I was gay. Fuck if I know.

About like a year later she moved to Indiana, which is like, a state away from me. I was sad for a while. She was kinda my first female friend. But hey, if it turns out she's gay, at least I know why.