Opening Day. Where are the 80 million Biden supporters?

Bush threw a strike on opening day.

Obama (in Mom pants) at least was able to bounce the baseball to home plate.

President Trump showed up and gave it his best shot.

But, where is Biden? Why won’t he throw out the ceremonial first pitch?

Is it that Biden has a conflict with his schedule? No!

Is it that Biden won’t? No!

Perhaps, it is that as old and feeble as Biden is, he can’t throw a pitch.

Remember, the pitcher’s mound is an elevated platform.

Biden may require a set of stairs to get to the top.

And we all know how Biden is on stairs.

Isn’t there a Dominion voting machine that could help out Biden in his hour of need?

Must be racist, or something of the sort, to even think so.

Someone should cancel the culture of baseball to avoid this problem.

Harris would appreciate the effort.