Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
TIP AND TICKLE
Tip and Tickle
had a banana pickle
that grows on it's very own tree.
Tip tried to climb
up the tree vine
but fell and scraped his knee.
Tickle got a ladder,
a bag and a paddle
and started to climb that tree.
Tip started to giggle,
the ladder started to wiggle,
tickle fell out and hurt his knee.
Year's went pass,
The determination would last
because the guys wanted to climb that tree.
Tip had an idea,
he thought of through the years,
that wouldn't cause any pain in their knees.
Tip told Tickle to get a stick
make sure that it was long and thick.
Guaranteed to knock that pickle off the tree.
Tickle got a stick
the banana pickle he did pick.
Now the guys have two good knees.