Angry gnome

Oh the man was not dumb

But he found himself in a conundrum

He got himself lost on a walk

He should have used chalk

It would have marked his path

And then he would not suffer her wrath

All she asked for was cabbage

How could he not manage

Somehow he got turned around in the carousel

And then he fell down the well

He climbed up the rope

Looked up and said nope

He found himself in a race

He wasn’t sure he could keep up the pace

He wasn’t sure he could run it

And the sky was no longer lit

He had come face to face with a Dalmatian

Once the running stopped he hoped he could find the right constellation

He knows it would guide home

But then, he would have to face the angry gnome.

She just wanted cabbage.