Rewriting “Skinny :(“

You want to be skinny, but to be honest I kinda like you fat.

When you order 6 burgers with extra large fries, it’s pretty hot.

Why have you let thoes girls get inside your head? So airbrushed, so fake.

I like to pinch your chubby cheeks, they always made you look so cute. That line from that song you like dancing to: “boys like a little more booty to hold at night”? Well it’s true! I love the way your ass feels under my hand, I love squeezing it, caressing it, giving it the odd little tap, you can’t do that with skinny butts, well I guess you could but it wouldn’t be nearly as fun.

Plus size is called plus for a reason, it’s a positive not a negative, a blessing not a curse, own it! The way you used to do.

Now come my love, let’s get you that burger, let’s have a race to see who can fit the most fries in their mouths just like we used to.

Throw the diet pills away, you don’t need them anymore, you never did.

Throw thoes magazines away too while your at it, focus on thoes who care, we love you, there’s no fat shaming here.