Aliens Rule, Human’s Drool (example for challenge)

Greg growled as he tried to figure out just what was wrong with his phone's wifi. He knew that he had renewed his data plan, why the h*ll wasn't it working?! He had class in fifteen minutes, he couldn't afford to be late because of his wifi acting stupid.

Daitasdi walked into the room, with her green hands on her hips. The green alien was wearing a tank top and a skirt and she had a bow on her antenna. "Why the Medaidas claws are you growling so much?! I could hear you from my pod!"

"My wifis not working." Greg groaned throwing the phone on the table.

"Impossible." Daitasdi declared picking up the phone.

"Clearly its possible because my phone's wifi isn't working." Greg pointed out.

"What did you do to your antenna to make it stop sending out wifi signals?" Daitasdi questioned him even as she tapped the screen with her three fingers.

"Daitasdi, humans don't have antennas."

"I call what you humans call the 'bullshit', what else do you call this?" She points at the baseball cap he is wearing.

"That's just my hat, Daitasdi, its not attached to me or anything." Greg rolled his eyes.

"But I never see you without it, and don't you humans change clothes everyday? Something about them starting to smell after a few uses?" Daitasdi questioned.

"Hats are different." He shakes his head and takes the hat off. "See, not attached."

"You humans are strange to just detach you antennas like that."

"Its not an antenna, ughhhhhhh."

Daitasdi rolls her eyes before asking. "Would you like me to hook your phone onto my antenna's wifi then?"

"... Your antenna gets wifi?!?"

"Yes, I believe I indicated this earlier when you asking you what you did to your antenna to make the wifi stop working." Daitasdi nods.

"You have free wifi on your head." He stares at her in shock.

"Yes, doesn't everyone?"

"You've had free wifi on your head, when I've been paying 75 bucks to get 20 gbs of data on my phone, and you never bothered to offer to share?! Dude!"

"One, I am not what you humans call a dude; Two, you humans suck if you don't even have wifi, even young Galxiads have wifi." She tells him, just being brutally honest.

"Oh shut up and just let me use your wifi for class."

"Fine fine, but you owe me the human ice cream later."

"Deal."