Awesome Skills

1. I'm a master procrantinator. Want to research that true crime case to base a short story off of? How about watch five hours of completely unrelated creepy reddit posts. Did you know that geckos peel the dead skin off of themselves with their mouths. I didn't know that. I'm going to watch this playlist of weird gecko videos now.

2. I exel at spacing off. Any intruding thought that deviates from my main area of focus is guaranteed to dominate my head space for hours. If my brain was a rocket, it would be one of those rogue ones the shoots off to a ninety degree angle a few seconds after it launched. Whoa! Rocket explosions look cool. Look at that mushroom cloud. Sick!

3. Not paying attention is my greatest area of expertise... What was I talking about again?

4. Honestly, I just sat down a few hours after writing those first three points and don't remember where I was going with this. I went for a walk and made some muffins. I have nothing for skill number four so here's a picture of my muffins instead. https://edelsit.medium.com/muffin-time-18f167964db0

5. I didn't think I'd get far enough to list a fifth skill, but here I am. I can't believe I made it this far. Look at me, on the home stretch and almost done with this entry. It feels so great to finally finish. I've almost have filled out my entire limit of two hundred and fifty words.... Whoops!