Five Favorites
There are jokes and then there are jokes, but when
you can tell one in just one line, it's more
than enough to cause a ripple of laughter
to break out of you.
These are my favorite five of all time.
Plus one added as a bonus.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather…
not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the ceiling.
Light travels faster than sound, which is the
reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation
toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off.
I guess I was stoned off my ass.
Bonus:
I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘Watch for children,’ and I thought,
‘That sounds like a fair trade.’