Spider!

One day I went into the bathroom to do my duty and noticed a spider crawling on the wall above the toilet. I tried to scoop the spider up with a piece of newspaper that I had planned on reading at the time. I wanted it to crawl onto the paper so that I could open the window and shake it off outside. I didn't want to kill it, I just wanted to set it free. While I was doing this, it bolted down the paper towards my arm scaring me so bad I almost slipped and fell. While trying to keep my balance I ended up stepping into the hard porcelain toilet causing the water to splash everywhere. I almost broke my leg. The spider got away of course and I never saw it again. It was extremely painful and my leg swelled up all the way down to my foot. I put some ice on my leg and had to stay in bed the rest of the day. People told me I'm crazy and they would have never hurt themselves for a spider. Am I crazy? What would you have done? Has anything so bizarre ever happened to you? Let me know in the comments.