Pen to the Paper 10

“HAPPY FAT HER’S DAY!” I yelled into the mic, running onto stage. The crowd gasped, and Maya ran onto stage.

“Caleb, we talked about this. Out of context, that joke is just terrible.”

“Fine, fine. I won’t say it.”

“You just did.”

“Alrighty, folks. Maya over here thinks that that joke is bad. Clearly, she doesn’t know what comedy is,” I said with a dumb smirk.

Maya punched me in the eye, and I screamed like a little girl. A screech erupted through the speakers as the microphone hit the ground, followed quickly by me.

Maya picked up the microphone. “Sorry for his dumb behavior. Don’t know what’s gotten into him lately. Y’all know what time it is: Pen to the Paper 10 is out now, folks!”