The older I get

The more I realize that wisdom and age don't go hand in hand, in fact they don't even walk on the same street, it's as if wisdom wandered off to go buy some new socks while age has run off with a windshield wiper blade salesman from Topeka and wouldn't recognize wisdom from a police lineup, even if the cops cleared their throat while muttering "Suspect number two" under a pretend cough to coax the right response.