I’m ranking the twilight movies because I ain’t got nothing better to do

By Cinematic Quality

1. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1

2. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

3. Twilight: New Moon

4. Twilight: Eclipse

5. Twilight

By How Much I Like It

1. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1

2. Twilight: New Moon

3. Twilight

4. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

5. Twilight: Eclipse

By How Hot I think Robert Pattinson is

1. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1

2. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

3. Twilight

4. Twilight: New Moon

5. Twilight: Eclipse

By How Much of a Douche Jacob is

1. Twilight: Eclipse

2. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1

3. Twilight: New Moon

4. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 ("nessie? you nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?!?!")

5. Twilight

By How Many Vampires Show Up

1. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

2. Twilight: Eclipse

3. Twilight: New Moon

4. Twilight

5. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1

In Conclusion:

Everyone should watch these movies (or read the books, if you're lame) because it's an enhancing experience. They may not be the best of quality, but they're a good time. Don't you wanna have a positive viewing experience? Don't you wanna have a good time?