Extremists!

I think that the overwhelmingly most useful purpose of bubblewrap is for completely wrapping up all the extreme climate change activists and particularly those who make the absurd proposal that the world would be a better place if there were no humans on it! Then MAYBE we could get some peace and quiet so we could enjoy this beautiful amazing incredible unique world and make it a better place for our families, friends and acquaintances without the threats, taxes and negative scare-mongering of the obsessed extremists.

Maybe then we could torture them even more by popping the bubblewrap day and night until they recanted and realised that making the world a better place does not involve intense negativity pessimism and fear. Quite the opposite! Let's make life wonderful glorious and happy and have some positive constructive and worthwhile aims instead!