What can you do with bubblewrap
Things to do with bubblewrap
1. Pop specific bubbles out of a line , to make binary code message.
2. If the bubbles are big, inject them with hydroponic gel , and make a verticle garden.
3. Babyproof everything!! alternatively, you can make a rage room when the blood runs high...
4. Make a windbreaker or a rain poncho.
5. Use strips and individual bubbles, to teach kids about numbers, and distance.
6. Cover the bubblewrap in non-soluble chili oil. teach marine animals to avoid eating plastics.
7. Heat sheild for the reentry menuvers.
8. Fake decoration seaweed for aquariums.
9 . Create a golem.
10. Prosthetic suction cup implants for octopus with third degree burns.
11. Sell them on ebay to some pervert, who gets off of prosers.
12. Cut in shapes of clothes. insert magnets,.use as clothing for plush toys.
13. Emotionally extort someone into taking up all your bubblewrap. make sure they recycle properly. no trash compactors allowed!!
14. Protect the fragile ecosystem.
15. By laying down a thick layer of unpopped material, create the illusion at a distance that a lake is still covered by ice.
16. Hoard bubblewrap. one day , after it’s discontinued, it will be very valuable.
17. Eat it- it can be a good , low-calorie alternative.
18. Print all your posts on prose.com, bind it, and wrap it in bubblewrap layers of inceeasing bubble size.
19. Cover exposed surfaces of cars, boats, and airplanes to significantly increase drag, and reduce speed, and fuel efficiency. similarly, putting up a slip and slide that is intentionally slower, or on a steeper incline, can be acheived with replacing the standard material with bubblewrap.
20. For those who are oparating a large menagerie / private zoo in cold climates- large, mostly hairless mammals can be covered with bubblewrap to increase thermal insulation, and create the illusion that the animals are ice age megafauna. this also has the benefit of reducing heating expense in the winter months.
21. Create accurate 1:1 models of national monuments out of carefully folded bubblewrap. in times of emergency or natural desaster these temporary approximations can be used to fool the invaders of which targets they need to demolish. as the scale models are easily transportable, they can also be used on the public, to create the illusion that everything is ok.
22. Tightly roll large sheets , with the bubbles facing inward. Once you have a tube of the desired length and girth, tightly wrap it in seran wrap or scotch tape, to create cheap , home made pool noodles that can then be reused in all sorts of home improvement projects..
23. wrap them around carefully carved, long pieces of granite. until they have a thick, round shape. roll them slowly, until you get to the canal, then float them all the way up the Nile, until you reach the pyramid you are constructing. roll again, and then carefull pop the bubbles in select places, until the obelisk is erect.
24. sell it to the unsuspecting natives in exchange for land, or gold.