At the Neptune Bar

The grey skins all get prettier at closin' time

Arcturians and shape shifters drink all the wine

I sit here at this bar wearing my cowboy boots

The bullets move real slow 'round here when someone shoots

Oh Jim Beam oh sweet Bud Light

Keep me in the stars tonight

No two step dances awesome swirls

No daisy dukes on pretty girls

Just aliens in ships fly by

I'm so lonesome I could cry

The little circle way down there was once the earth

Where we had baseball games and beer at football turfs

"Excuse me but I think you got my chair,"

I said kindly to the creature sitting there

I'll take another drink because it has no hair

Telepathically I'll tell it that I care

Oh Jim Beam oh sweet Bud Light

Keep me in the stars tonight

No two step dances awesome swirls

No daisy dukes on pretty girls

Just aliens in ships fly by

I'm so lonesome I could cry

The Neptune Bar is all I have to keep me sane

My liver somehow lets me stay and play the game

"I go out walkin' after midnight but there's no moonlight"

Is a song the weirdest band over there plays tonight

Oh Jim Beam oh sweet Bud Light

Keep me in the stars tonight

No two step dances awesome swirls

No daisy dukes on pretty girls

Just aliens in ships fly by

I'm so lonesome I could cry