You’re in pain after a couple of hours at school

Sorry I forgot that I made up

This imaginary disease in my head

And for what, for fun of course!

Yes because I really love being in pain!

So much pain that I cry sometimes

Actually, I was diagnosed with 

A thing called arthritis 3 years ago

And yes this is not a joke

I'm 18 and I have arthritis

It's great to hardly be able

To do any sport

It's great to fail exams

Because I can't concentrate

Really it's everything I have ever wanted

And yes my pain is all fake

I just invent it all so that you pity me

I invent it on purpose so that I can't

Do the things I love