Challenge
You're teleported exactly ten inches to the left.
Do what you want with this. Tell me what would happen. I'd fall off my bed, you?
Muddy water
Ten inches to the left and I’d be in Grimsby dock.Two meters of brown muddy water, a few flat fish and one of those submarine impersonating cormorants would be my companions. By the time I got back on board I think the sausages I’m cooking for tea might be burnt,