Results gurenteed

In a secluded rose garden, mix the ingrediants that follow:

-beak of an albino raven, ground to powder,

-the remains of a fallen arch, preferably a centerpiece.

-three strings from surgical masks of hypocritical politicians who got covid.

-a copy of your last novel, printed and bounded in leather.

-a gallon jug of diet sprite (!)

- poached egg.

-ashes of a boomblaster (cassets, not CDs).

-an unused ticket to a defunct amusment park.

-7 color cartidges for a Canon printer

- knockoff copy DVD of ‘Terms of endearment’ or ‘Freejack’

-a tuba that was recently played by a virgin.

-cobwebs from the attic of a retired opera singer (preferably a contralto)

-entrails of a worried horse,

-fingerprints, lifted from 4 people who know what you really think of Sallinger.

-moss  that grows on the north side of a rock (if you are in the northern hemisphere).

-an empty cartridge for a coffee machine that is supposed to be good for the environment.

- tear from the eye of an aspiring actor.

- stool sample from a nice old lady that made gingerbread men.

-freeze-dried vommit, collected after a brother of someone ate chicken pot pie.

-gray water , collected from the bucket while mopping up the home of a dead man.

-placenta from a birth of a calf with two heads.

- three-leaf shamrock

-dried blood, collected from a knife, after it was pulled out of someone’s back.

-socks that were worn by a goose-stepper of some kind.

-A band aid that was ripped off too slow

-the shadow of a moose

-a tent peg

- match book, from a casino

-a menu from an all you can eat buffet,

-4 dust bunnies

-a blue orchid

-the instruction manual for a washing machine.

- shed tail of a chameleon, must be beige.

-a carnival wanted poster of your nemesis,

-a ladle

-paint scraped off a zebra crossing.

-a pound of flesh

- used tooth brush (must be yellow)

mix all ingrediants in a cauldron, use the diet sprite as the liquid base (do not drink!!)

wait for a whole afternoon.

results gurenteed.