I Said No

Hey Prosers. I've had a few totty's. So that's the drunken mood I'm in to tell you that I quit my job. I could take a vaccine or leave. Since I left, they've called me twice requesting my return. My old boss said, "No vaccines. Same seniority just as you left. You could just work one day a week. It would benefit both of us."

In the meantime, I've been hired at the local bowling alley bar for Thursday-Saturday. Wow.

Today is my fourth day of training in a field I've known nothing about. The cash register was new.

Keeping up with liquor is not all that hard, but learning how to do it is tough if you are not educated about it.

What I want you as the reader to understand is that I "jumped off a bridge." I had no other job lined up. I was not going to be told to inject myself to get a paycheck.

Tonight, all I had to do was tell a few guys how handsome they were and "boom!" A twenty dollar tip on a few beers.

Bye Bye, you stupid corporations. At no cost will I give up my freedom, including death.