Steps to Getting Scammed

Congrats on your purchase! You are now just steps away from having your very own star!

To finalize your transaction, follow these simple steps:

1) Enter your date of birth, full legal name, and social security below.

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2) Great! Now sign this waiver accepting full responsibility for this purchase and the resulting effects.

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3) Perfect! Now enter the name you want to give your star underneath.

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Pat yourself on the back, you just got scammed!

*This is a joke, don't do any of this.