Shakespeare to Sham-spear

“How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath?” - Shakespeare

To say to me when thou art out of breath how thou hast breath, art thou that out of breath? - Sham-spear

For which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?” - Shakespeare

Of my bad parts for in love with me didst thou first fall, which? - Sham-spear

“O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.” - Shakespeare

To be known by, thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name, o thee devil let us call. - Sham-spear