Courtshit

Tried online dating once- didn’t make it past messaging the first person. Because “you can’t take a shit in this town without everyone knowing what you had for dinner.” I don’t date people I work with or parents in my kids’ activities. Was always told that “you don’t shit where you eat.” (I don’t know what people’s obsession is with shit, but lord help me.) I barely have time for my own activities and don’t make eye contact at the grocery store or gym. I’m on a MISSION. Blind dates… ugh. I may just be single for the rest of my life. I’m not desperate enough to lower my standards just yet. Maybe not ever. Think I’m enjoying getting to know myself. What do single women do these days once the kids move out? Don’t like cats… plants? It will have to be plants… at least there’s no shit.