Challenge
Random topics II
here's a few new topics for writing.
1) being romantically torn about a milipede.
2) goulash
3) your indignation that sea animals cant watch out for themselves (re. Pillution and collision)
4) the lego set you wanted but was never sold.
5) floppy disks
6) tin foil hats. Are the new 'suits'
7) a pitch for a crazy film idea
8) what do you do with a drunken sailor erlai in the morning?
9) what will happen to all those starwars books that were made before the disney buyout. How does one of the writers feel , finding out their books are now out of the official canon.. Have fun and tag.
8- Pipeye
She claimed the name “Captain Pipeye Twain,” a brat with a sailor's trunk.
She’s a Merchant's Marine from Skibareen, a-waiting in yonder bunk.
I played her card, and she rode me hard, whilst the night was warmed with rum,
But now tis day, and she won't a-way, 'til she's had another bump.
I don't mean rum, tis the other fun, needs trimming a-fore she sails,
But flood me scuppers, there’s no getting upwards, I’m withered by her gales.
A night in the throes of her mightiest blows, has me hull resting heavy and low,
just one more wink, and I’ll likely sink to the locker where Davey Jones dove.
But disdaining harm, I’m scraping me barnacle, hoping to “up“ the main-mast,
’Cause this must end, I’ll tell you friend, belowdecks is no place for a lass!