Funny Merry Christmas Jokes 2021

Jesus Christ has given the message of staying happy and healthy and he with his disciples sometimes used to joke too. He has always said, always to be in merriment. And then if his message is this then here are all the funniest Christmas jokes that you can do with kids, family and friends, to whomever you want to say. Well written and if you say it with perfect timing then fun is double. So don’t miss them during your Christmas holiday week.

Why was the snowman searching through the carrots? …

Because he was picking his nose!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Ice Crispies

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

What does Santa use to measure?

Santameters!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A MINCE SPY

What does Christmas and weirdo’s have in comman?

Fruitcake.

Where does Father Christmas go now for a well deserved rest?

Santa parcs

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsillitis!!!!

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Chill out.

Santa is the main Clause.

His wife is a relative Clause.

His children are dependent Clauses.

Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Clause.

Santa’s elves are subordinate Clauses.

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