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Dear Prospective Applicant,

I hesitate to use the term candidate because I cannot, in good faith, believe you were ever serious about the position in the first place. I am reaching out in an attempt to fulfill my managerial duties. However, curiosity would have me find out exactly what you were seeking with your application.

Under "Education," you listed:

-finger painting

-disease management (booger sharing)

-crayon connoisseur

and

-play-doh taste tester

What does any of that even mean, in regards to computer programming and technology?

Under " Skills," you listed:

- can read

- can hunt and peck on a keyboard

- can see out of both eyes

- have been speaking since the age of 3-4

- can manage emotions well without harming others

While all of these things are commendable; they add absolutely no value to your resume.

Last, but not least. You listed, under "References,":

"You can call me anytime you like."

This last line appears suspect and highly inappropriate.

If you are in fact serious about a job with Parsons and Persons Computer Innovations and Associates LLC., I would first like to offer you some very helpful pointers.

Please DO seek both vocational and possibly other forms of help before reapplying. It is obvious, from the information in your application packet, that more work is needed to bring you up to speed on what is required in the current job marketplace.

Best of luck and I do wish you the best.

Sincerely,

Idk Idca