Re: Impossibly Artistic 2021 Poetry Con...

Dear A.M. Lanning,

Thank you for sending your submission to Impossibly Artistic's 'Poetry Contest With a Large Cash Prize That You Have No Chance of Winning and Costs $20 To Enter' contest for 2021. Unfortunately, we have decided not to accept this piece for publication. Please know that this was a very hard decision as your poem, "My Ex Is A Dickhead and I'm Still Mad About It Four Years Later", has affected the lives of our entire team and forced many of our staffers to come to terms with the unity of the self and how one should relate to their own divinity.

It is for that reason that we ask you no longer submit any of your pieces to our publication. Impossibly Artistic continues to lose employees due to their inability to process the emotional depth and social implications of your pieces. Your work has been truly life-changing, but as with any great marvel that rears its head to humanity, it is both beautiful and dangerous and we do not wish to wield the responsibility of presenting such complexity to our fellow man.

Please do not contact us again.

Best,

Art Syfartsy

Editor

Impossibly Artistic LitMag