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DW:
Subject: ATT:PUBLIC
RE: CHOKING HAZARDS
We have received your request form to file access to the Choking Hazards Collection at the Throat, Mouth, and More! Museum for the People. We are delighted that our curations have peeked your interest!
However, we regret to inform you that the collection is on loan to the Don’t Swallow That: Institute of London at this time. The artifacts will be on display for the entirety of their Tiny But Mighty exhibition. Which will run for the last weeks of the season.
With regards to access we are willing to allow full inspection upon the collections return. We apologize for the inconvenience and encourage you to attend our lecture this week on Toe Stubbing and the Furniture to Avoid. Included are two passes to the lecture hall and a print out of a mappable living space to go along.
Warmest regards,
The Cough It Up Society
TMandMM