Lies I Told as a Kid
I told my teacher I had amnesia and thus could not sit down for circle time as I did not know where I was. I was in kindergarten. I blame the teacher for how big this lie got as what child gets amnesia from spinning in circles.
That I got dizzy when I went upstairs and so I needed to use the elevator. I stole this from my brother who actually struggles with this in order to read while on the school elevator.
That I had no idea who set fire to a bag of popcorn in the teachers lounge. It was me and my brother. We ran and the fire department had to be called.
These are just a few of the reasons I can't have kids as Karma is just waiting for me.
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