The best of times

“This is the day for which so many in the world have prayed. We at A1Nano, the not-for-profit research and development arm of AlphaAmaElon, Inc., are proud to announce that our ContraNanoC, or CNC as we call it in the lab, is ready for consumption. It will do for sufferers of cancer what quinine did for malaria. But better. Much better.

“What is CNC? We have injected vegetarian capsules with our patented A1 imbued parasites. Each capsule contains one million nanoscopic, smart parasites that includes both the cancer killer and the vaporizer. The suggested dosage? One capsule. One time. No chemo. No radiation. No hair loss. No expensive treatments that destroy mental and physical health, financial security, relationships.

“How does it work? Well, the cancer killing parasites immediately spread out to all areas of the body, including the brain and wipe out any cancerous growths as well as any cancer-causing organisms, chemicals or cells found roaming the body. As soon as the vaporizer senses that the body has reached maximum levels of cancer-cleanliness, all the cancer killers are eliminated, and, subsequently, the vaporizers deactivate. All the CNC is then excreted, leaving behind a healthy, cancer-free body.

“The best of times awaits!”

Thunderous applause erupts. Around the world in homes and hospitals, stores, train stations, airports, everywhere there is a speaker, people listen. Tears of joy abound. Strangers hug the person closest to them. Finally, FINALLY, they think, the greatest scientific minds have done something besides create instruments of war and death. Within days, that elusive killer cancer would be a thing of the past.

More importantly, thought a very small group scattered across the globe, within six months, the undetectable and highly contractable A1 nanoparasite, KtP, would be imbedded in the prefrontal cortex of every human being (and possibly some domestic animals, tests were inconclusive).

Except for this select group of great minds who had each ingested the antidote that would keep their gray matter free to think and make important decisions on behalf of the earth’s inhabitants, thus allowing a return to the just governance of a wisdom-loving ruling class who could make the most well-informed decisions on behalf of the masses.

It would be so much easier to keep the peace when no one questioned their decisions…