Because I Wanted Lasagna
When you have lived the life that I lived, you will understand me. It is not easy to live in a land filled with terror. I have seen armies utterly destroyed. I've seen homes burned to the ground, while families stood watching. In fact, I have watched the death throes of a nation.
Who has caused this havoc? I have. In my search for power, I have destroyed a nation.
Why have I done this? I merely wanted some lasagna. I have regretted it ever since. I don't even like lasagna! If I hadn't snuck into the royal palace to get some, I never would have overheard that conversation. If I had never heard that conversation, I never would have been tempted to pass the information on to the foreign government.
Now I know; the little things can change a land of peace into a pit of chaos. I only wish that I could change it back once more.