You're a poor writer, out of a job. You sit doing crossword puzzles, waiting for someone to ask for your services. Suddenly, your phone rings. When you answer you hear a voice say, "Hey! I'm Harry the Hamburger! I was wondering if you could write my biography for me?" Startled you stammer, "Um, sure! Where do you want me to start?" "Right at the beginning!" he replies, "And I'll pay you well! Ready? I was born..." You grab a pen (wondering how hamburger can talk) and begin jotting down his words as he speaks... (Keep it clean and have fun! Tag me!)