Magical Chocolate Changed the Human Race
After eating some magical chocolate before going to sleep, I woke up omnipotent this morning. The first thing I did was to rectify world hunger. No human will starve to death from now on. Second thing was to permanently cure all genetic diseases and disorders. No child will die before they’re able to walk and talk nor will an old person die naturally before they turn 100 years old. Third was to obliterate those that have denied another human any freedom whatsoever. Additionally, I punished everyone that had done unspeakable things to other humans, animals and/or the Earth. The severity of their actions dictated the severity of their punishment. Then I erased all religions, forever. People need to be more concerned with the here and now instead of hoping for an afterlife. Finally, I became a supercomputer/defense system for the human race to guide and protect them as they explore the universe.