Challenge
The Biography of Harry the Hamburger
You're a poor writer, out of a job. You sit doing crossword puzzles, waiting for someone to ask for your services. Suddenly, your phone rings. When you answer you hear a voice say, "Hey! I'm Harry the Hamburger! I was wondering if you could write my biography for me?"
Startled you stammer, "Um, sure! Where do you want me to start?"
"Right at the beginning!" he replies, "And I'll pay you well! Ready? I was born..."
You grab a pen (wondering how hamburger can talk) and begin jotting down his words as he speaks...
(Keep it clean and have fun! Tag me!)
In A Pickle
I took a bite
Suddenly my burger bit me!
Blood
medium rare
Ran down my lip
I was puzzled
How Now Brown Cow?
Lyrically running wild
In my mind
My burger was enchanted
The Spirit of its live stock
Had come to haunt me
I sat it back on its plate
Hearing...
I'm in a pickle
Felling No remorse at all
I gobbled it down
You are
What You Eat!
Moooooooooo
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