My Favorite Babysitter

Bill comes over to babysit me

Even though I am thirteen

I like it when he plays games with me

And tells me I'm "his little queen"

My parents came home early yesterday

They saw Bill inside my room

I told them it's okay

Because he's leaving pretty soon

They said they didn't know him

The babysitter has been ill

Said "You are old enough to be alone.

Who fucking the hell is Bill!?"