Socity

So there was a girl in my school that got offened by everything. I walked to school today wearing my goonies shirt. She walks up to me claiming my shirt offened her. I asked her how it offened her. She goes the swords on your shirt are offensive. I got all confused and was like im sorry? she goes you heard me now change it. i went like lady im not gonna change for you. She gasps and says how dare you not listen to me. I looked at her and said look at my eyes does it look like i care? she scoffs and says no? I say exactly now get the hell outta my face brat. The princple later called me down and said lemme see your shirt. I showed him . he turns to the blonde chick and says how the heck is goonies offensive. she goes shes premoting swords. he says i could go back to class. and from then on she has a personal vendetta to try and get me in trouble because my shirts are too offensive. I one decided to accutally wear a shirt that is offensive so she can acutally be offened for real. I wore a shirt tthat had a unicorn with a knife attacted to the shirt and it says i will cut you. now mind you i didnt get in trouble because it was the same blonde. sure my shirt was offensive but at that point i was down there for two whole weeks straight with her claiming my shirt was so when it acutally was for once he decided to let it slide . Now on the day of my goonies he laughed and said wow this socity is truly done for if your offended by an old movie shirt.