On the edge of sleep

Ugh I can't sleep

If I go to sleep now I will have 7 hours and 14 minutes

I have to pee

What would happen if my house caught on fire right now?

DID I FINISH MY HOMEWORK?

Yeah I did...I think

Oh god what if I didn't?

My teacher will hate me forever

I will get an F in that class!

I should go check

But I'm all warm and cozy

I have to pee

What would happen if I just stopped going outside?

Would I die?

Nah no one needs the sun, right

Oh wait yeah vitamin D

I think I need a little Vitamin "D" myself haha

I have no life

I need to pee

Why am I here?

Like I didn't ask to be born or anything

I didn't ask for responsibilities

The only reason I'm here is because my parents got horny one night

Ewww don't think of that oh god stop

NEW TOPIC PLEASE

I wonder if humans are the aliens and animals are the native race on earth?

And we just sort of took over

I should be a scientist

Jordan Howe: Alien Scientist

Sounds pretty cool to me

I should contact NASA

I'd be the top alien scientist in the world

Maybe the only alien scientist...

Naw that's a lonely life no man is gonna want an alien scientist as a wife

I REALLY NEED TO PEE

but I'm so comfy....

Fire hoses

Water bottles

Fountains

SWIMMING POOLS

THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!!

Okay fine bladder I will get up

*flush*

Ah finally...now I can sleep

It's too hot

I will go turn on the fan

Ugh now it's too cold

Let's get another blanket

Ahhh that's nice

What time is it?

MIDNIGHT?

I have school tomorrow!

I need to wake up early!

Okay Jordan you can do this just concentrate

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep little-

What if teletubbies were real and that's where TV came from?

Stop it brain I'm trying to sleep!

One sheep

Two sheep

Three sheep

Four

Why didn't I shut my stupid door!!

Hey that was a good rhyme

I'm a poet and I didn't know it

Yeah

I'm cool

Yeah

Go tell tell the cool kids that they've got a poet

Me

It's cool to be a poet right?

Okay I seriously need to get to sleep

Close your eyes

Yeah that's nice

Why do I need to pee again

*flush*

Finally now I can sleep

Go to sleep

Go to sleep

Go to sleep little Jordan

Ugh I can't sleep!